Facetious fiendishness

Wow, I can’t wait for Santorum to be President; he’s going to see to it that my religious rites are accepted. I can’t wait to proselytize my neighbors for my bestial orgies and ritual murders. So happy the state has to stay out of this stuff.

My evidence

I see in recent news releases that scientists are once again speculating as to whether Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens had sex and whether we carry some Neanderthal genetic heritage. Personally I am convinced some modern humans are indeed Neanderthal remnants. My evidence? Teabaggers !!

whence bats

alien bat

The bats that live under the Ann Richards Congress Avenue Bridge in Austin, TX – they live in Mexico in the winter. What’re you Minutemen border monitors gonna do about that, huh? Their little ones are bred here; gonna deport the parents? Their evening wing-out draws tourists away from the 6th Street bars, thus denying tips to struggling waitresses. I’m just saying / we have a real issue here Lou Dobbs.

THE AUSTIN AMERICAN-STATESMAN (online) has a nice interactive article on the bats (July 2009).