Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Facetious fiendishness

February 29, 2012

Wow, I can’t wait for Santorum to be President; he’s going to see to it that my religious rites are accepted. I can’t wait to proselytize my neighbors for my bestial orgies and ritual murders. So happy the state has to stay out of this stuff.

My evidence

November 6, 2009

I see in recent news releases that scientists are once again speculating as to whether Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens had sex and whether we carry some Neanderthal genetic heritage. Personally I am convinced some modern humans are indeed Neanderthal remnants. My evidence? Teabaggers !!

whence bats

July 2, 2009

alien bat

alien bat

The bats that live under the Ann Richards Congress Avenue Bridge in Austin, TX – they live in Mexico in the winter. What’re you Minutemen border monitors gonna do about that, huh? Their little ones are bred here; gonna deport the parents? Their evening wing-out draws tourists away from the 6th Street bars, thus denying tips to struggling waitresses. I’m just saying / we have a real issue here Lou Dobbs.

THE AUSTIN AMERICAN-STATESMAN (online) has a nice interactive article on the bats (July 2009).