Facetious fiendishness

Wow, I can’t wait for Santorum to be President; he’s going to see to it that my religious rites are accepted. I can’t wait to proselytize my neighbors for my bestial orgies and ritual murders. So happy the state has to stay out of this stuff.

Puke Man

Santorum just gave a fiery speech about George Washington. I think I’ll send him a copy of George Washington’s letter to the Jewish community of Newport; then he can have another big puke session. And I’ll remind him of the invasion of (gasp) Pennsylvania by Washington/Hamilton accompanied troops to enforce the right of the Federal regulators to TAX. Ricky go barf !!

Guns

Guns don’t kill !! Third Graders do.

Satan

Yes, Satan is real and he’s trying to destroy the Earth via candidates funded by big-Energy and rising out of the bowels of Pennsylvania.

Gospel of Pollution

Those bought and paid for by the big-energy industry may be expected to preach the message against those who stand for environmental protections. We’ll see how this plays if it reaches the October debates Dirty Rick. The legacies of K Street will haunt you.

Reign of Terror

So now Obama is at fault that people are mad as Hell and may resort to the guillotine? That according to Santorum. Isn’t Santorum the guy who was big on K- Street machinations until he backed away after Abramoff was exposed? Isn’t Santorum the one who’s been in the big money pit with the polluting frackers? Isn’t Santorum the one who wants another big war involvement in the Middle East just as the economy is creeping back toward normalcy? Isn’t Santorum the guy who showed no leadership in the Senate and appealed mostly to the visceral issues of guns, abortion and gay rights (the GAG strategy ad infinitum)? Don’t wonder why the 98% may resort to a reign of retribution. It’s guys like Rick